Gino the ginny

I have no idea what this is, it's totally bizarre. From the title, I was expecting it to be some stupid thing with a cartoon vagina, maybe? I'm not sure, I really had no clue.

The fact is, it's much worse.

Is this a kid? A midget? Where are this kid's parents?

I have no idea of half of the things this kid is referring to, but whatever, it's funny.

If you're easily offended by little kid's swearing and using racial epithets, I suggest you skip this one.

PS, I believe it's spelled "guinea".

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Full House Outtakes

If you grew up loving/hating the wholesome family "comedy" Full House, you'll enjoy these somewhat risque outtakes.

My personal favorite is the one where Lori Loughlin, who played Aunt Becky, has a hair in her mouth. Listen to Bob Saget's comment about it and then read between the lines because he's referring to a 13 year old girl.

It's gross, funny AND sexy, all at the same time. I call it "froxy".

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Amazing Juggling Finale

Apparently this viral video has been quite a sensation on the old internet, at least according to my friend David Lawrence.

It's called Amazing Juggling Finale and it is pretty impressive, even if you hate magic and juggling and all that BS like I do.

This guy, Chris Bliss, who is apparently some kind of juggler, I'm assuming, does this routine to the Beatles' song(s) "Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight". And it is awesome.

I want to beat myself up for saying that, believe me, I do. Magic and Juggling are the number one things wrong with America these days. It's a slippery slope that is leading to the downfall of the teenagers today. They don't want to do their homework or go to church or kiss girls because they're so busy doing magic tricks.

So give it a look, it kinda reminds me of the water fountains at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas, the way the balls rise and fall in time to the music... God, I suck.

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Kelsey Grammer falls down

As viral videos go, this one is pretty much self-explanatory.

Kelsey Grammer, the star of Cheers and Frasier, is speaking to a crowd when he falls right off the stage.

Looks very painful! The audio is great.

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Rob Wagman's Suicide

Watch as this ventriloquist dummy reads his last words and commits suicide before your very eyes in a pathetic plea for attention.

(OK, it was cheesy of me to put this up there, I'm sorry.)

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Ryan vs. Dorkman

When you watch this, you'll have a hard time figuring out which one is supposed to be "Dorkman" but it's pretty cool, nonetheless.

Two nerds get in a choreographed light saber fight that rivals anything you'll see in Star Wars, at least effects-wise.

Even if you're not into Star Wars and Sci-Fi and you've had sex with girls, you'll still find this pretty amazing.

Though they look like they're ten years old, apparently they're two visual-effects/computer nerd-types and they made this in their free time, so in case you were wondering: no, light sabers and the force haven't been invented yet.

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Spirit of Truth

Question: have you ever heard a preacher say "motherfucker"?

How about "beyotch"?

What about "The devil is a motherfuckin' liar, so you know I ain't worried, beyotch! Stupid bitch!"

Well click on the link below and you will have, just like me. And believe me when I say I am richer for the experience.

As a bonus, this guy's head is shaved except in the back where he's got dreadlocks or something, like Worf on Star Trek or the Predator. Plus his grill is all messed up!

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G.I. Joe

If you haven't seen or heard of these clips, I truly feel sorry for you.

Actually, I don't, because you are about to embark on a magical journey of comedy, the likes of which few people have experienced.

Maybe you've been at work and heard your buddies say "Body massage!" in a funny voice and then they all laughed. You sat there and asked, "what's that from?" like a clueless dipshit and they just laughed some more, this time at your ignorance. They swore they would never tell you, then they all went to lunch at that strip club they never bring you along to. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

Here is a link to the whole collection of them. Some are better than others but they're all pretty great.

Click here to watch the clips.

Ipecac

If you've ever seen the Family Guy episode that is based on this, you'll recognize it immediately.

A guy on the street is offered a thousand bucks to drink some ipecac syrup by a cheesy douchebag right near where I used to live. Is this a failed pilot? A public access show? Bored Hollywood wannabes? Who knows, but it's funny.

It's a little long and it's a slow build, but it's totally worth it if you've ever wondered what real fear looks like. Perhaps you've thought to yourself, "I want to see what someone looks like when they think they're going to die."

Yes, it's that bad.

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Farting preacher II

I don't get it, personally, but I've gotten a lot of requests for this one.

Normally I wouldn't make fun of someone's religion, that just doesn't seem funny to me, I'm sorry.

It's a preacher. And he's farting. And apparently it's a sequel.

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Asian Backstreet Boys

The one that started the phenomenon.

Watch these two Asian kids lip synch their choreographed routine to the Backstreet Boys' hit song, "I Want It That Way".

If you're not gay already, this will push you over the line.

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Jenny Clone

A great little short film about a girl who gets what every little girl really wants: A pony? No, you idiot, a clone.

Done entirely with dolls, it's really twisted and f'ed up.

If you listen closely, you can hear the voice of Bill Hader, from Saturday Night Live.

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Ghost Ride the Whip

OK, I think it's pretty safe to say this is one of the stupidest things you'll ever see.

Apparently, bored kids in the suburbs like to get out of their moving cars and run alongside/on top of them, all to the song "Ghost Ride the Whip" by John Denver. Then they have their friends videotape this and put it on the internet.

Folks, the terrorists have won.

These are sooo good, you should watch them all but I've posted one in particular which is funny for many obvious reasons, as you shall see. It doesn't have the song, but it's so great, who cares?

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Average Homeboy

This is a great video. I had some doubts whether this guy could really be sincere, but it's so awesome, that's almost irrelevant.

It's a grainy clip that starts out with our protagonist addressing the camera and apologizing for the quality of the video and stressing the fact that it's a rough demo.

If this is somebody faking a clueless, white, wannabe-rapper from the 80's making a video, then they've really done their homework and gone the extra mile with this one.

Give it a look and let me know what you think. This is easily one of my all-time favorites.

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Coming Soon! Viral Video Reviews!

Do you like viral videos?

You could wade through the thousands of (mostly stupid) videos on the web yourself, but why? You've got a life. Your wife and kids are constantly yapping, driving you nuts. Your boss is on your ass because he needs the Johnson Report by 5 pm.

Pollution, global warming, the teenagers with their rap music. It never ends.

So leave all the hard work to me.

I will go and find the best, funniest, most disgusting and bizarre viral videos on the internet and review them here, with a handy link for you to click on. It's that easy!

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