The Oozinator

I'm not sure how, exactly, a high-ranking member of N.A.M.B.L.A. infiltrated the advertising world just so he could subversively distribute this child pornography, but he did.

Prepare to laugh your ass off and then feel gross about it.

Little boys vigorously jerking the shaft of a "gun" so that it squirts green goo all over their friends. Sometimes they get shot in the chest, sometimes in the face...

Well, this might be the last viral video review I write for a while, I'm going to go jam my eyes with a rusty screwdriver now.

(Thanks Cindy for the heads up about this)

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Richard Simmons' Who's Line??

Wow.

I have to say, that--

You know what, forget it. Just watch.

Richard Simmons on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?".

Wow.

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Not Baby Daddy

Today must be a Maury two-fer or something.

This one is from his old show.

You're on the spot: national TV, you and some other dude have banged some chick, she had a kid and now she wants your dough.

Then you find out it's not yours. Time to celebrate, right?

Hooray for responsibility!

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Maury & Connie: Thanks for the memories

Wow, this is pretty horrible.

From their now-cancelled MSNBC show, Connie Chung serenades the audience with a parody song.

Just fucking kill me now, will you?

Making it even worse, somehow the piano track has been removed so it's just her voice.

She can claim she's poking fun at herself, but we know the truth. There is no excuse for this kind of thing. Cancellation is not enough, I recommend jail time.

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Evolution of Dance

OK, I admit it. I am mystified.

This is the most downloaded viral video on all of YouTube?

20,000,000 downloads and counting. An article about it on cnn.com.

Apparently, this is sweeping the nation.

It's a motivational speaker/comedian (???) doing a dance routine where he incorporates all the most annoying dance moves of the past 20 or 30 years.

It's billed (by its author) as "the funniest six minutes you will ever see!"

I disagree, but what the hell do I know?

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