Steve Ballmer

You might have heard about this one.

This is Steve Ballmer, who I assume is some sort of motivational speaker, getting the crowd pumped up at a Microsoft convention (?).

One of the many highlights of this clip is that they play "Get On Your Feet" by the Miami Sound Machine as he comes out.

You could either respect the guy's energy and commitment or write him off as a fucking wackjob. I'm gonna go with the second one, though he should get credit for teaching Howard Dean how to scream.

I also like how he's all fat and out of shape and totally winded at the end.

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