Viral Video Reviews

Little Superstar

2006-09-25T23:10:00.000-07:00

This is simply the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

Is it a kid? A midget? Why is he smoking?

You might think it's a camera trick, but pay attention to the other kids when he freezes or goes in slow-motion.

Do it.

Click here to watch the clip.

The Obscene Spelling Bee

2006-07-27T18:44:00.000-07:00

If you are a big fan of watching little kids compete in spelling bees, then doubtless, you are a sick individual who is really only waiting for them to fail and break down in tears.

Well, if so, you're in luck. No tears, but plenty to cry about. Watch the judges stick it to these smug, little bastards.

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ayds

2006-07-17T17:20:00.000-07:00

I'm not saying a word. Just watch it.

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Jan Terri - Get Down Goblin

2006-07-15T11:51:00.000-07:00

OK, this is two posts in a row. I am officially obsessed with Jan Terri.

This is actually a much less enjoyable video than "I Don't Want to Lose You Tonight", which I will still stand by as "worst video ever", but it's still worth watching, if only for the scene where this almost-midget with no musical talent pretends to play the bass guitar.

Not to be mean (and by "not to be mean" I actually mean "to be very mean"), but if you looked like that, wouldn't you try and avoid songs about goblins? Ooh, I'm terrible!

If you make it to the end, you might notice the 30 seconds-plus credit sequence, just in case you were dying to know who choreographed this piece of shit.

If you read the wikipedia article, it might take some of the fun out of this to know that she played Marilyn Manson's birthday party, but on the other hand, the fact that she does play birthday parties has definitely got my attention. *COUGH COUGH* SEPTEMBER 17 *COUGH COUGH*

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Worst music video ever

2006-07-14T15:47:00.000-07:00

I don't know if that title's appropriate. Personally, I think this is the best video ever.

She looks like your lunchlady. She sounds like a 12 year old girl and her lyrics may have been written by those 100 monkeys the government has been trying to get to write Shakespeare.

Seriously, awesome. Watch it.

Click here to watch the clip.

Walker told me...

2006-07-11T01:14:00.000-07:00

OK, I know I've said this before, but this is the greatest thing ever.

I don't want to give anything away, but Conan O'Brien had a bit on his show where they would show clips from Walker: Texas Ranger, almost always to uproarious laughter.

I know what you're thinking, "oh that whole Chuck Norris thing is totally played out" and you're right. But this clips hilarity outweighs any hipster ennui you may be experiencing.

Conan sets up the clip and then it goes into the Walker episode, you'll notice a young Haley Joel Osment from The Sixth Sense. It's all fun and kidding around, then he grows solemn, the music comes up and he utters the six words that will change your life. Conan's reaction is priceless, as is the laughter from the audience.

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The Oozinator

2006-06-26T14:27:00.000-07:00

I'm not sure how, exactly, a high-ranking member of N.A.M.B.L.A. infiltrated the advertising world just so he could subversively distribute this child pornography, but he did.

Prepare to laugh your ass off and then feel gross about it.

Little boys vigorously jerking the shaft of a "gun" so that it squirts green goo all over their friends. Sometimes they get shot in the chest, sometimes in the face...

Well, this might be the last viral video review I write for a while, I'm going to go jam my eyes with a rusty screwdriver now.

(Thanks Cindy for the heads up about this)

Click here to watch the clip.

Richard Simmons' Who's Line??

2006-06-21T23:25:00.000-07:00

Wow.

I have to say, that--

You know what, forget it. Just watch.

Richard Simmons on "Whose Line Is It Anyway?".

Wow.

Click here to watch the clip.

Not Baby Daddy

2006-06-20T23:50:00.000-07:00

Today must be a Maury two-fer or something.

This one is from his old show.

You're on the spot: national TV, you and some other dude have banged some chick, she had a kid and now she wants your dough.

Then you find out it's not yours. Time to celebrate, right?

Hooray for responsibility!

Click here to watch the clip.

Maury & Connie: Thanks for the memories

2006-06-20T23:43:00.000-07:00

Wow, this is pretty horrible.

From their now-cancelled MSNBC show, Connie Chung serenades the audience with a parody song.

Just fucking kill me now, will you?

Making it even worse, somehow the piano track has been removed so it's just her voice.

She can claim she's poking fun at herself, but we know the truth. There is no excuse for this kind of thing. Cancellation is not enough, I recommend jail time.

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Evolution of Dance

2006-06-06T23:30:00.000-07:00

OK, I admit it. I am mystified.

This is the most downloaded viral video on all of YouTube?

20,000,000 downloads and counting. An article about it on cnn.com.

Apparently, this is sweeping the nation.

It's a motivational speaker/comedian (???) doing a dance routine where he incorporates all the most annoying dance moves of the past 20 or 30 years.

It's billed (by its author) as "the funniest six minutes you will ever see!"

I disagree, but what the hell do I know?

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RV Bloopers

2006-05-30T23:20:00.000-07:00

I don't understand how I haven't put this one up before now. I feel like a total failure.

This is a guy filming a commercial for an RV dealership or something. He keeps messing up his lines and totally loses it.

If you're not a fan of the "F word", I would recommend you skip this one because this old dude probably says it six hundred times in the span of four and a half minutes.

At one point, he tells people there's going to be no yelling, which is really the only part of the video when he's not yelling.

This is where the phrase "My mind is a piece of shit" entered the zeitgeist.

Click here to watch the clip.

Mentos + Coke

2006-05-21T19:15:00.000-07:00

OK, this is the first I've ever heard of this, but it seems to be for real and it is truly awesome.

Apparently, if you drop a whole tube of Mentos into a bottle of Coke, it does something with the carbonation and "explodes". It ends up looking like a geyser.

There are hundreds, if not thousands, of these videos that I found, but I think this is one of the best, in terms of height, plus it's funnier if things don't go quite as planned and the person gets splashed.

I, for one, am totally planning on doing this TODAY.

Click here to watch the clip.

Kiefer tackles the christmas tree

2006-05-17T15:25:00.000-07:00

This viral video is Kiefer Sutherland on some French talk show pimping out his documentary which I have never seen or heard of.

The clip they show is great, Kiefer is clearly drunk and someone tells him he's a pirate or something, so he decides that's a great reason to imitate Johnny Knoxville and jump into a Christmas tree, complete with lights and everything.

In his defense, this is much less stupid than the things his Young Guns cohort, Charlie Sheen has been saying and doing lately. I'll take vandalism over beating women and 9/11 conspiracies any day.

Click here to watch the clip.

Flintstones Theme Hand Farts

2006-05-17T15:03:00.000-07:00

Those of you who know me in person know this already, but for anyone else, I can do this.

This isn't me and I'm not quite this good, but I'm close. I'm better at laying down beats than doing songs, but hey, let's not get nitpicky over here.

So rather than put up a video of myself doing this, I figured this is good enough, because I'm lazy.

Thanks to Slappy for the link.

Click here to watch the clip.

Reach!

2006-05-15T10:59:00.000-07:00

If you liked the library musical, but you wished it took place in the middle of a lecture hall, then you'll love "Reach!". Primarily because it's a musical that takes place in a lecture hall.

So nerdy, you'll feel your virginity coming back in to your body.

The guy's falsetto part is pretty funny but he needs to get some better backup dancers/singers. One of the girl *almost* falls down trying to climb over the chairs, but unfortunately, she regains her balance.

Click here to watch the clip.

Reading on a Dream

2006-05-15T10:50:00.000-07:00

This viral video comes from collegehumor.com, it's entitled "Reading on a Dream (A Library Musical)".

I'm not a big fan of musicals, I'm not "like that", but it is pretty funny to see peoples' reactions as they are studying in the library and this dude busts out in a song and choreographed dance routine.

At one point he's joined by a girl and they have a duet and dance together. Unfortunately, nobody falls down and hurts themselves, but it's still pretty funny.

Click here to watch the clip.

Space Camp

2006-05-12T01:38:00.000-07:00

OK, I'm confused.

This is a nerd singing a song about Space Camp...

Apparently he went there...

Except he's easily 45 years old...

I don't think Space Camp has been around more than 20 years...

Do the math. Isn't that place for kids?

You have to admire the guy's enthusiasm, if not his singing voice. He seems pretty winded at several points in the video. The end gets pretty weird. Normally I'm not one to condone jokes about eating disorders, but I felt the message of the song outweighed my own, personal uncomfort with certain extraneous sections of the plot.

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Jimmy Kimmel Unnecessary Censorship 1 Year

2006-05-12T01:27:00.000-07:00

This is so f*%*$&# funny.

I bet you thought I was saying the 'f' word? Well, I was, but if I wasn't, you'd be under the impression I was, right?

Confused?

Just watch it, it's great.

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Puppie vs. Cat

2006-05-11T23:35:00.000-07:00

Awww, this is too cute! LOL! Not all viral videos have to be people getting hit in the nuts, unfortunately.

This is so adorable, it will make you sick. Seriously, I have rheumatic fever.

Basically a cat has a showdown with six or seven adorable puppies. The cat just sits there and hisses but the puppies go nuts, as if they've never seen a cat before! That's crazy! Thankfully, it all ends with lots of blood and carnage.

Click here to watch the clip.

Imagination Safari

2006-05-10T15:28:00.000-07:00

Sorry for slacking off the past few days, but I'm back with all-new Viral Video Reviews!

This is a short film about a regular kid who spends the day with the gifted class, who take him on a not-so-fabulous journey into the world of imagination!

Starring Animals From the Future, a now semi-defunct, Los Angeles-based sketch group starring Bill Hader from Saturday Night Live, Mel Cowan, Matt Offerman and some guy who looks exactly like me and even has the exact same name as me but isn't me, I swear.

I wouldn't put this video up if it wasn't actually really hilarious, I'm not such a blatant self-promoter that I would pimp something out I wasn't proud of, just to get the added exposure from the 12 people who read this site.

But don't take my word for it, Imagination Safari just spent the day on the front page of iFilm.com and is now a "featured sketch" in their comedy channel.

Click here to watch the clip.

Feminine Fat Kid Dancing (repost)

2006-05-06T14:08:00.000-07:00

[I don't know what was up with that last link, so if you missed it, here it is again. Hopefully this works - Eric]

This poor bastard.

It's a fat kid on stage dancing to "I Love Rock n Roll" by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts.

He seems so into it, so happy to be performing. I predict he's just a few years away from having reality punch him in his chubby face.

Look, don't hate me. I didn't make this video, I'm simply providing a link for you to decide for yourself whether this is funny or awful. The choice is yours. The real enemy here is the person who shot and edited this, with the split screen effects and all that.

People like this don't need that kind of encouragement. These dreams should be crushed at an early age. Like when I wanted to be a pilot and my dad would tell me I was a stupid idiot and no airline would ever endanger the lives of hundreds of people by placing their fate in the hands of such a loser....

I've gotta go.

Click here to watch the clip.

she shoulda been working

2006-05-05T14:36:00.000-07:00

This is but one in a long line of "scary maze" reaction videos. I like this one because unlike the guy who did it to his four year old kid, it doesn't look like this lady is going to be permanently damaged to the point where she becomes a serial killer.

It's a good reaction, nonetheless (and a little racy - ooh la la).

Click here to watch the clip.

Steve Ballmer

2006-05-04T18:10:00.000-07:00

You might have heard about this one.

This is Steve Ballmer, who I assume is some sort of motivational speaker, getting the crowd pumped up at a Microsoft convention (?).

One of the many highlights of this clip is that they play "Get On Your Feet" by the Miami Sound Machine as he comes out.

You could either respect the guy's energy and commitment or write him off as a fucking wackjob. I'm gonna go with the second one, though he should get credit for teaching Howard Dean how to scream.

I also like how he's all fat and out of shape and totally winded at the end.

Click here to watch the clip.

Back in the Day

2006-05-03T19:13:00.000-07:00

This is a short film starring Bill Hader from Saturday Night Live and Derek Waters who was on Married to the Kellys.

Two guys say goodbye to a friendship that is not what you may think.

Originally shown as part of Derek Water's stage show at the Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater in Los Angeles that was directed by Bob Odenkirk from Mr. Show.

Really funny, especially if you love the band Train. And by "love" I mean "hate".

Click here to watch the clip.

Teacher Sucker Punched

2006-05-03T19:04:00.000-07:00

Yikes, this is disturbing.

I have no idea what the context of this is, but supposedly it's the viral video sweeping the internet that everyone is talking about. I am highly susceptible to peer pressure.

A teacher is speaking to some parents, the word "trash" is thrown out by someone. A woman who looks pissed off can be seen approaching... you'll see what happens.

Click here to watch the clip.

Wedgie

2006-05-03T18:40:00.000-07:00

This one is kinda disturbing.

If you ever wanted to see a college girl get a really bad wedgie from her friends, this one is for you. I don't know if it's technically a wedgie cuz most of the damage seems be done to "the front".

It looks very painful... but she's laughing... so I don't know. Is this wrong?

File this one under "driving by a car accident and catching yourself looking despite the fact you know it's wrong". Yes, that's a file category.

Click here to watch the clip.

Reggie Evans Grabs Chris Kaman

2006-05-02T14:36:00.000-07:00

Here's a clip from some sort of sporting competition where one of the players gives the other player a reach-around.

This viral video is not only humorous, but vaguely homo-erotic, so if you're into that, go nuts (no pun intended).

I feel this is a segment of the population I've been ignoring with my video reviews but I hear they are quite active on the internet.

Gay people, I mean.

Click here to watch the clip.

Dog barks at cat poster

2006-05-02T14:27:00.000-07:00

This mixed-up pooch can't tell the difference between a real cat and a picture of a cat!

What a freakin' idiot!

I thought I would post a cute one since most of these videos skew towards the "edgy" side of the spectrum.

Click here to watch the clip.

Gino the ginny

2006-04-28T17:31:00.000-07:00

I have no idea what this is, it's totally bizarre. From the title, I was expecting it to be some stupid thing with a cartoon vagina, maybe? I'm not sure, I really had no clue.

The fact is, it's much worse.

Is this a kid? A midget? Where are this kid's parents?

I have no idea of half of the things this kid is referring to, but whatever, it's funny.

If you're easily offended by little kid's swearing and using racial epithets, I suggest you skip this one.

PS, I believe it's spelled "guinea".

Click here to watch the clip.

Full House Outtakes

2006-04-26T16:36:00.000-07:00

If you grew up loving/hating the wholesome family "comedy" Full House, you'll enjoy these somewhat risque outtakes.

My personal favorite is the one where Lori Loughlin, who played Aunt Becky, has a hair in her mouth. Listen to Bob Saget's comment about it and then read between the lines because he's referring to a 13 year old girl.

It's gross, funny AND sexy, all at the same time. I call it "froxy".

Click here to watch the clip.

Amazing Juggling Finale

2006-04-26T14:53:00.000-07:00

Apparently this viral video has been quite a sensation on the old internet, at least according to my friend David Lawrence.

It's called Amazing Juggling Finale and it is pretty impressive, even if you hate magic and juggling and all that BS like I do.

This guy, Chris Bliss, who is apparently some kind of juggler, I'm assuming, does this routine to the Beatles' song(s) "Golden Slumbers/Carry That Weight". And it is awesome.

I want to beat myself up for saying that, believe me, I do. Magic and Juggling are the number one things wrong with America these days. It's a slippery slope that is leading to the downfall of the teenagers today. They don't want to do their homework or go to church or kiss girls because they're so busy doing magic tricks.

So give it a look, it kinda reminds me of the water fountains at the Bellagio Hotel in Las Vegas, the way the balls rise and fall in time to the music... God, I suck.

Click here to watch the clip.

Kelsey Grammer falls down

2006-04-25T22:28:00.000-07:00

As viral videos go, this one is pretty much self-explanatory.

Kelsey Grammer, the star of Cheers and Frasier, is speaking to a crowd when he falls right off the stage.

Looks very painful! The audio is great.

Click here to watch the clip.

Rob Wagman's Suicide

2006-04-25T15:41:00.000-07:00

Watch as this ventriloquist dummy reads his last words and commits suicide before your very eyes in a pathetic plea for attention.

(OK, it was cheesy of me to put this up there, I'm sorry.)

Click here to watch the clip.

Ryan vs. Dorkman

2006-04-25T15:30:00.000-07:00

When you watch this, you'll have a hard time figuring out which one is supposed to be "Dorkman" but it's pretty cool, nonetheless.

Two nerds get in a choreographed light saber fight that rivals anything you'll see in Star Wars, at least effects-wise.

Even if you're not into Star Wars and Sci-Fi and you've had sex with girls, you'll still find this pretty amazing.

Though they look like they're ten years old, apparently they're two visual-effects/computer nerd-types and they made this in their free time, so in case you were wondering: no, light sabers and the force haven't been invented yet.

Click here to watch the clip.

Spirit of Truth

2006-04-24T15:32:00.002-07:00

Question: have you ever heard a preacher say "motherfucker"?

How about "beyotch"?

What about "The devil is a motherfuckin' liar, so you know I ain't worried, beyotch! Stupid bitch!"

Well click on the link below and you will have, just like me. And believe me when I say I am richer for the experience.

As a bonus, this guy's head is shaved except in the back where he's got dreadlocks or something, like Worf on Star Trek or the Predator. Plus his grill is all messed up!

Click here to watch the clip.

G.I. Joe

2006-04-24T14:24:00.000-07:00

If you haven't seen or heard of these clips, I truly feel sorry for you.

Actually, I don't, because you are about to embark on a magical journey of comedy, the likes of which few people have experienced.

Maybe you've been at work and heard your buddies say "Body massage!" in a funny voice and then they all laughed. You sat there and asked, "what's that from?" like a clueless dipshit and they just laughed some more, this time at your ignorance. They swore they would never tell you, then they all went to lunch at that strip club they never bring you along to. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?

Here is a link to the whole collection of them. Some are better than others but they're all pretty great.

Click here to watch the clips.

Ipecac

2006-04-24T01:31:00.000-07:00

If you've ever seen the Family Guy episode that is based on this, you'll recognize it immediately.

A guy on the street is offered a thousand bucks to drink some ipecac syrup by a cheesy douchebag right near where I used to live. Is this a failed pilot? A public access show? Bored Hollywood wannabes? Who knows, but it's funny.

It's a little long and it's a slow build, but it's totally worth it if you've ever wondered what real fear looks like. Perhaps you've thought to yourself, "I want to see what someone looks like when they think they're going to die."

Yes, it's that bad.

Click here to watch the clip.

Farting preacher II

2006-04-24T01:19:00.000-07:00

I don't get it, personally, but I've gotten a lot of requests for this one.

Normally I wouldn't make fun of someone's religion, that just doesn't seem funny to me, I'm sorry.

It's a preacher. And he's farting. And apparently it's a sequel.

Click here to watch the clip.

Asian Backstreet Boys

2006-04-21T18:22:00.000-07:00

The one that started the phenomenon.

Watch these two Asian kids lip synch their choreographed routine to the Backstreet Boys' hit song, "I Want It That Way".

If you're not gay already, this will push you over the line.

Click here to watch the clip.

Jenny Clone

2006-04-21T18:15:00.000-07:00

A great little short film about a girl who gets what every little girl really wants: A pony? No, you idiot, a clone.

Done entirely with dolls, it's really twisted and f'ed up.

If you listen closely, you can hear the voice of Bill Hader, from Saturday Night Live.

Click here to watch the clip.

Ghost Ride the Whip

2006-04-21T16:25:00.000-07:00

OK, I think it's pretty safe to say this is one of the stupidest things you'll ever see.

Apparently, bored kids in the suburbs like to get out of their moving cars and run alongside/on top of them, all to the song "Ghost Ride the Whip" by John Denver. Then they have their friends videotape this and put it on the internet.

Folks, the terrorists have won.

These are sooo good, you should watch them all but I've posted one in particular which is funny for many obvious reasons, as you shall see. It doesn't have the song, but it's so great, who cares?

Click here to watch the clip.

Average Homeboy

2006-04-21T15:01:00.000-07:00

This is a great video. I had some doubts whether this guy could really be sincere, but it's so awesome, that's almost irrelevant.

It's a grainy clip that starts out with our protagonist addressing the camera and apologizing for the quality of the video and stressing the fact that it's a rough demo.

If this is somebody faking a clueless, white, wannabe-rapper from the 80's making a video, then they've really done their homework and gone the extra mile with this one.

Give it a look and let me know what you think. This is easily one of my all-time favorites.

Click here to watch the clip.

Coming Soon! Viral Video Reviews!

2006-04-21T13:57:00.000-07:00

Do you like viral videos?

You could wade through the thousands of (mostly stupid) videos on the web yourself, but why? You've got a life. Your wife and kids are constantly yapping, driving you nuts. Your boss is on your ass because he needs the Johnson Report by 5 pm.

Pollution, global warming, the teenagers with their rap music. It never ends.

So leave all the hard work to me.

I will go and find the best, funniest, most disgusting and bizarre viral videos on the internet and review them here, with a handy link for you to click on. It's that easy!

Feel free to look around, share comments and your own videos you would like to see me review. As always, I'm just a quick email away.

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